Episode 1: "Vacation's All I Ever Wanted"

Updates from the first three days at the resort ...

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Cove
July 31, 2024

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Day 1 (12:05pm): Olive approaches Topaz in the kitchen, offering to give her a reading. Topaz obliges after a little hesitation. After a few seconds of awkward silence, Olive worriedly tells Topaz to take care of whatever injury is plaguing her, otherwise things may go downhill (“How did she know?”). Topaz appears concerned as Olive walks away, smiling.

(This was pre-Immunity Competition)

Day 1 (8:05pm): Monica, Marcus and Charles sit talking in the living room, bonding over being the three oldest players in the game. After a few minutes, Charles appears to feel comfortable enough to offer a brief history lesson, but this prompts Marcus to leave (“It’s too early in the game for this.”). Monica stays, humoring the history teacher.

Day 1 (11:45pm): Cheryl, Kylie, Isadore and Sarah are getting to know each other by playing “Truth or Dare” in the Loser’s Lounge. The game comes to an abrupt end before Sarah can answer which boy is the cutest thanks to Drew walking into the room (“Already conspiring against the men, huh?”).

Day 2 (7:24am): Brad and Finn appear to be getting along well whilst getting a workout in inside the gym. Between sets, Brad tries to give Finn some advice on his romantic woes (“Sometimes, we cast a line into a lake without fish.”). Finn appreciates the gesture but is unwilling to divulge more information about his breakup at this time.

Day 2 (8:47am): Vijay is chilling chilling poolside while Tino swims. Vijay puts his feet in the pool to talk with Tino, discussing what they should probably expect with these competitions moving forward (“No way it’ll be all brawn, right?”). Tino doesn’t seem to care what kind of challenges there are, stating that he’s ready to prepare for anything.

Day 2 (9:02am): Analise is slowly rummaging through food inside the pantry while Seth stands in the doorway trying to rizz her up (“Why are ya lookin’ for snacks when you’ve got one yourself? Heh.”). Analise seems upset that she can’t find many vegan options. Seth tries to make a meat innuendo but fails miserably, leaving Analise confused as she walks away with a bag of potato chips.

Tune into the next “RR Update” to see if the tourists talk about potential nominees for the upcoming Nomination Ceremony …

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